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Hi!!!! I'm Sen. I'm a geographer and data scientist from New Jersey living in London. I like (editing) Wikipedia and gardening and love bad music and cooking and my boyfriend. My pronouns are it/its and they/them. I don't read as much as I should and I spend more time editing this website than I should.

Likes

  • Raccoons, possums, coyotes, rats
  • Cats, bunnies, borzois, hamsters, mice
  • Pigeons, crows, bugs, worms, fish
  • !!!!!!!!!
  • Cycling, trains and buses
  • Making maps and graphs
  • Ugly sweaters and bad music
  • Reading
  • Complaining and criticizing
  • Cooking
  • Soups, stews and rice porridges
  • Roller coasters
  • Gardening and summer tomatoes

Dislikes

  • Eggplant, coconut, cabbage, sourdough
  • Cars and driving
  • Physics, chemistry, biology
  • Marvel and superheroes
  • Baking—it's just not my thing......
  • Fireworks
  • Lactose
  • Talking during movies
  • When my silence is interrupted
  • Loud conversations
  • Forgetting my medication
  • Oxford comma evangelists

Hates

  • True Crime
  • Copyright law
  • Cold and wet weather
  • Ending conversations
  • Absolute positioning
  • Vapes
  • Being watched
  • Wet socks
  • Debate bros
  • State violence
  • The words content and media
  • Sleeping through my alarm

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Some of these blinkies play music when clicked. For accessibility, I have provided transcriptions.

Proud to be God's Gift! I heart Cats. I heart my COMPUTER. MEDIC!! I heart my pig. I Love Strawberries RADIOHEAD I heart My Boyfriend Always under construction The Smiths I love my rubber ducky Addicted to cheese I Love Fish Wallace and Gromit Sam and Max Garfield Cheese Rocks! drink acid... I love frogs!!! Breaking Bad I heart green. cya later alligator! I heart MS Paint! Aquarium Junkie Jerma985 says sparkle on Fish saying wahoo! i love the lobster bagels and cream cheese Catching some z's pondering my orb HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT Tested positive for grumpiness bastard of the ocean Beagles are best Kiss my bass! lost my marbles The Smiths I EATED YOUR CAKE I love fresh tomatoes Medic! BORN to SURF the NET women want me fish fear me PANCHINKO Björk :3 XD :p B) :V O_O I SUPPORT EMOTICONS I rather be fishing POSSUMS! Milk & Cookies i Moo @ Cows Wikipedia STOP MAKING SENSE MY BACK HURTS!!!! MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE Addicted to Bagels my mom says i'm cool I LOVE PIZZA dishwasher safe Typos..who needs bakspase! NINE INCH NAILS 1 (ONE) BRAIN CELL
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About the website

A gag award for being the official bottom 95% of all web sites.

I made this website for fun and to live out my childhood dream of being a webmaster. It's all been handcoded with my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids. You can navigate using the sitemap, but the site is under heavy construction right now.

I'm putting in my best effort to use javascript minimally. The site is fully navigable and readable with javascript disabled, even though certain features depend on it (some examples are the tooltips on the home page, the last.fm plugin and the guestbook). That's not to mention that javascript is necessary to keep my site accessible.

I highly reccomend browsing this site on a modern up-to-date browser. While the site won't necessarily break (I can't make any promises!), I take advantage of plenty of modern CSS features (can't wait for the release of postmodern CSS amirite) and haven't tested whether they degrade gracefully.

Accessibility and responsiveness are always at the top of my mind (you can read this website's accessibility statement here), and I'm always trying to improve everyone's experience. So please email me if anything isn't working!!! Brushing teeth emoticon

Coding:

  • Fix the Email Me animation on the home page
  • Add more media queries to my aquarium so that the fish aren't too big
  • Create a clean hover effect and design for the links on this page
  • Update the tab design on my about page to look like folders
  • Give a hover effect for each tab where they translate up ~10px while hovering
  • Code a template to follow for the book reviews
  • Figure out a way to get the last.fm iframe to work without being obstrusively large.
  • Add more musical blinkies to my about page
  • Do a little more tweaking on the book display in the library
  • Add a back button in the library
  • Fix the main background becoming too short in the recipes page when screen is made smaller (because of the ingredients and instructions stacking)
  • Incorporate a GIF pausing script for accessibility
  • Figure out how to use js to update each tabs "aria-selected" value on my about page

Writing and design:

  • Make a start on the blogs I have planned
  • Finish writing down all of my recipes
  • Get a photo for each recipe
  • Make a start on my book reviews
  • Figure out how I'm gonna display my maps and stuff (and take advantage of view transitions)
  • Figure out how I'm gonna style the title in my library
  • Make my own 88x31 button
  • Figure out what the design for /chiptole will look like

Other site information

This page was created on , at the domain sennnn.neocities.org.

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